

“And finally, our current slogan: Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.”

Ben: “That was amazing. That was a flu-ridden Michael Jordan at the ‘97 NBA Finals. That was Kirk Gibson hobbling up to the plate and hitting a homer off of Dennis Eckersley. That was… that was Leslie Knope.”

Chris: “Look! Even Ben is dancing!”
Parks&Recreation, 3x01: Go Big or Go Home